If you’re reading this then you are interested in applying for the job! Very well, but before we begin I have been told by our Questionably Legal Department that I must disclose a few certain peculiarities of the assignment to you. You can and likely will experience some of if not all of the following: spiders, dread, headaches, nausea, loss of basic addition abilities, and scarecrows disease (don’t ask).
Ha – I’m just kidding! I genuinely just need your brains for a few minutes. No, not literally! What do you think this is? The Brain Experiment?? (Don’t worry about it.)
Here’s the deal. We’re stuck. Flat out of ideas. We’ve escape room-ed our last escape room and if we can’t think of anymore ideas then Trapology as we know it will go the way of the dodo. (Trapology as we don’t know it though! Oh boy howdy are our engineers drafting up some BIG plans for that! But I digress.) We’ve got to right this ship before it’s too late and we need YOUR help for that.
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We’re missing something.
We have reason to believe that that missing thing has fallen into the “Missing Dimension”, a theoretical place where all missing things go. Like a sock lost in the dryer! A place where the very DNA of missing items gets smooshed together and shared to create one ultimate quantically entangled ball of missing things! If we can crack the code to the “Missing Dimension” we might just be able to find that very important thing that we’re missing!
Speaking of that thing. You might be wondering what it is. Well I’m here to tell you…we have no idea. We knew at one point. Then just…kinda forgot. And now that it’s missing…boy oh boy do we really wish we wrote down whatever it was! It’s right on the tip of my tongue too! I just…can’t quite….catch it. You know? It’s like a fly that you can’t quite swat. Or like when you’re lacking just a lil bit of….uh….well that’s uh…I don’t know. I just don’t know. You know when you’re missing the thing that you’re missing? But you don’t know what you’re missing? Yeah! You get it! Of course you get it! Because you’ve got that thing that we’re missing! The…the…the thing. Dear god, we’ll be in the red in a week at this rate. Please help.
We need to find that thing that we’re missing. Whatever it is.
Maybe it’s wrapped up in that ball of quantically entangled items within the “Missing Dimension”. Keep in mind, items can get be forwards, backwards, up, or down.
I do remember that whatever it was it was a 5-letter thing. Had an “x” in the middle if I do recall.
Kindest Regards,
Joaquin Stromboloski
Head of R&D at Trapology Research Labs
