We’ve said it month after month but it still remains true — our guests give us some of the biggest highlights of our days here at Trapology. With their fantastic attitudes and witty (and sometimes a little weird) remarks, our guests make Trapology the fun and welcoming place it is. Below we’ve compiled a list of some of our favorite guest quotes from the month of September. As a little twist this month, we’ve decided to make it a “quotes and answers” article. So whether they were meant to be answered or not, we’re doing it anyway! Here we go — Q&A September Edition in 3…2…1…
Quotes and Stuff!
Q: “People have actually escaped from these? I don’t believe you.”
A: Believe it or not, yes.
Q: “If I don’t get out, do I have to pay rent?”
A: Yes. yes you do. How do you think we afford such a great location?
Q: *walks inside* “It’s so edgy in here!”
A: FINALLY, SOMEONE GETS US!
Q: “You can’t tell my son how poorly I’m doing. I’d never hear the end of it.”
A: Children can be so cruel.
Q: “Maybe if we lie down on the floor and look sad, they’ll give us free clues.”
A: You can try. It won’t work, but it’ll be hilarious.
Q: Staff Member: “If you book a second game with us today, you each get a T-shirt!”
Guest: “Sounds like a trap.”
A: Nah, we’re just really big present people.
Q: “Aren’t kids supposed to be able to do this?!”
A: Are you smarter than a 5th grader?
Q: *Playing Crush Depth*
Guest 1: “What about Seamen?”
Guest 2: “Stop talking to us like that.”
A: Agreed. This is a family environment. Mostly.
So there you have it — another month and another collection of stellar quotes. If you’re the type that resorts to wit and banter under pressure–or if you’ve got a friend that’s famous for their non-sequiturs–you might just make our list next month by booking a game today! Even if you don’t break a record and end up on our scoreboard, a great quote might be the immortalization you’ve been looking for.